NORWICH CITY 4 LIVERPOOL 5: MATCH REVIEW

YOU’VE got to score the second goal in the game. You’ve got to score the eighth goal in the game. Fuck it. Score the ninth goal in the game. I don’t know where my Saturday goes from here. I don’t know where your Saturday goes from here. Football...

LIVERPOOL: CAN FANTASTIC FIRMINO LAY LUIS LOSS TO REST?

FOR the most part, this felt like a throwback. A sublime South American acting as the catalyst for his side’s offensive domination. Bending the ball to his will. Straining every sinew in his body to track back and turn his team around. Always there, pressing. Always...

LIVERPOOL: FIRMINO – A NICE LITTLE LEARNER?

ROBERTO Firmino is at school. He’s learning that he gets to keep the man-of-the-match champagne after adding his fizz to a game. Learning that he has to pay closer attention to what he posts on social media. Learning about the unabating, unforgiving nature of English...

LIVERPOOL: THINGS ARE GUNNER GET BETTER (ASK OZIL)

THERE you go. Happy New Year and all that. Feeling positive about the year to come? Looking forward to all the joys that January to May has in store for a start? Nah, me neither. That thing where I come on here and spray around undiluted joy, optimism and positivity?...

LIVERPOOL: WHAT NEXT FOR ROBERTO FIRMINO? #2

SO I wrote something on Roberto Firmino back in August, writes CRAIG RIMMER. To summarise, it was more or less an attempt to brand our new Brazilian idol-in-waiting as something of an exciting, if unknown, quantity — an expensive, statement signing but one with...

LIVERPOOL: WHAT NEXT FOR ROBERTO FIRMINO

ROBERTO FIRMINO feels like a statement signing, argues CRAIG RIMMER. A risk? Maybe. But a necessary one for sure, and the kind of move that Liverpool needed to make this summer. It’s a signing that achieved the dual purpose of energising the fanbase and catching the...