Liverpool 1 Crystal Palace 2: Match Ratings

TEAM full of absolute shitbags. Crystal Palace and their fat-head prick of a manager are a load of my arse and we fell for it again. One hundred-odd minutes and probably, maximum, 55 of actual football? And that’s not a criticism of Palace either — you do...

Arsenal 3 – 4 Liverpool: Player Ratings

So, Gibbons got fed up with the abuse and Robbo decided he wanted someone vanilla to do the ratings this season who wouldn’t cause murder. So they asked me. Well, erm, how do even start after a game like that? The Reds looking simultaneously irresistible and...