Ben Johnson’s player ratings after Liverpool 2 Atletico Madrid 0 in the fourth game of the Champions League group stage at Anfield… HAHAHAHA baldy cunt. Alisson: 7 Did he have anything to do? Did he fuck. Easy Simeone, you baldy cunt. Trent: 8 What a ball for...
John Gibbons’ player ratings after Liverpool 2 Brighton & Hove Albion 2 in the Premier League at Anfield, and it was just a mess wasn’t it? AH that was annoying. I’ll be honest, mates. When The Reds went 2-0 up, I thought we were going to have a...
John Gibbons’ player ratings after Preston North End 0 Liverpool 2 in the fourth round of the League Cup at Deepdale Stadium… Adrian: 8 Made one good save first half — you know the one, the first one, when he sort of palmed it out — and...
John Gibbons’ player ratings after Manchester United 0 Liverpool 5 in the Premier League at Old Trafford, and it’s 10s all round… OH my goodness. They might not have a real manager and they might be only half a football team compared to the...
Ben Johnson’s player ratings after Atletico Madrid 2 Liverpool 3 in the Champions League group stage at the Wanda Metropolitano… CRYING cunts them; to a man, woman and child. To be fair the red card was harsh and the pen should have been a pen so, you...
Ben Johnson’s player ratings after Watford 0 Liverpool 5 in the Premier League at Vicarage Road, as Mo Salah brings the magic again… IT is my privilege and duty to advise that The Reds are not fucking messing about. Not even a little bit. This was one of...
Ben Johnson’s player ratings after Liverpool 2 Manchester City 2 in the Premier League at Anfield, as the Egyptian King reigns supreme… Alisson: 8 Great save first half. Really aggressive movement and then all over him like a rash. What a fella. Unlucky...
Ben Johnson’s player ratings after FC Porto v Liverpool in the second round of the Champions League group stage at the Estadio Do Dragao… Alisson Becker: 8 Had that one save to do first half where he read the lad’s mind before he’d even decided what to do...
Ben Johnson’s player ratings after Brentford 3 Liverpool 3 in the Premier League at the Brentford Community Stadium, as it’s sixes all round… WERE The Reds shite at the back or did they just get diddled? I’m genuinely not sure. Did enough to win....
Ben Johnson’s player ratings after Norwich City 0 Liverpool 3 in the League Cup at Carrow Road, as Minamino and Origi grabbed the goals… I’LL be honest with you. I had the best of intentions. Seriously. Set the Sky+ to make sure I recorded the game, went...
