Ben Johnson’s player ratings after Inter Milan 0 Liverpool 2 in the Champions League at the San Siro, as the centre halves take control… ALMOST routine that, wasn’t it? Which in itself is wild. Routine wins away at the San Siro in the last 16. What a time...
Ben Johnson’s player ratings after Burnley 0 Liverpool 1 in the Premier League at Turf Moor, as Joel Matip leads the way… Alisson: 9 Seems like there are two set scripts for Ali on these ratings that we can just pick between. Option A. Had nothing to do...
Ben Johnson’s player ratings after Liverpool 2 Leicester City 1 in the Premier League at Anfield, as Virgil van Dijk stands out… WELL, that was nice sending that squad of boring twats off for a nice long drive home. Alisson: 7 Absolutely nothing to do...
Ben Johnson’s player ratings player ratings after Liverpool 3 Cardiff City 1 in the FA Cup fourth round at Anfield, as the substitutes take the acclaim… Kelleher: 6 Seemed unnerved by the wind. Like a dog on the beach. Went berserk because of it and tried...
Ben Johnson’s player ratings after Crystal Palace 1 Liverpool 3 in the Premier League at Selhurst Park, as Alisson Becker saves the day… Alisson: 10 He is so fucking good. Three great saves first half. Few more after. The one where he stands up and then...
Ben Johnson’s player ratings after Arsenal 0 Liverpool 2 in the League Cup semi final second leg at the Emirates Stadium… Kelleher: 7 Great save first half which was the only thing he had to do, really. Was a little unorthodox in that he didn’t bother...
Ben Johnson’s player ratings after Liverpool 3 Brentford 0 in the Premier League at Anfield, as Curtis Jones gets a lot of plaudits… WELL, all told that was nice, wasn’t it? Alisson: 7 Didn’t have hardly anything to do. Must be boring, you know. It’s bad...
Ben Johnson’s player ratings after Liverpool 0 Arsenal 0 in the League Cup semi final first leg at Anfield, and there’s not a lot to shout about… CHRIST. Anyone fancy writing some nonsense and calling it ratings? Five ton in it for you. Fuck me. Was...
Ben Johnson’s player ratings after Liverpool 4 Shrewsbury Town 1 in the FA Cup third round at Anfield, and it turns out the kids are alright… Kelleher: 8 Extra point for showing up, not having Covid and stopping the other fucking donkey from playing....
Ben Johnson’s player ratings after Chelsea 2 Liverpool 2 in the Premier League at Stamford Bridge, as Fabinho and Mo Salah stand out… IT’S not 2-2 draws against Chelsea that cost you leagues. It’s shite against shite. Disappointing but Liverpool were...
