FUCKING hell. The world has nearly ended, there. Every cunt stayed in their house, heads kettled left right and centre. But every day, the thing that got us through it – the lockdown boredom, the fucking zoom calls, the working from home, the fucking home...
AND there you have it. A fucking league-stopping pandemic coupled with an Atletico diddle. Lash into the mix that loads of people we know are probably going to die, but even if they don’t we will all be fucking skint and living off fucking grass and whatever we can...
WE could do with a fucking win here, Reds. Fuck’s sake. I mean, the only good thing is that Wembley is a shit hole. Goals change games though, and when you are struggling you can’t give the fucking thing away. Adrian: 5 Mad fucker, this fella. Two great saves...
THIS team. Playing against a fucking big squad of farmers and Stormy Daniels there and found a way. Not our day, no? Watch this then, you big windy cunt. Five to go or whatever. Wash your hands Reds, and don’t touch your face. Just lashed a bottle of Sol all over me...
Today was the day for Jurgen Klopp to rip it up and start again. Calls for anyone centre half, and I mean anyone, other than Degsy Lovren and anyone with gloves (any gloves) in goal aside from The Mig were being lashed about all over the show. Kloppo, kept his cool,...
FEELS a bit churlish to have a moan after beating the champions comfortably, doesn’t it? So I’m not going to. Could’ve been six, though. Simon Mignolet: 7 Nothing of note early on, but flapped at a long throw at the worst possible moment. Great ball for Daniel...
BEEN given a late call-up to replace Andy for my match ratings debut – go easy on me, Reds. If you are a big Heaton fan then worry not, he’ll be back soon. A relatively routine 5-0 win for Liverpool against Championship Burton Albion. An ideal result after...
YOU work on a gameplan all week. You prepare as best you can. You know what Burnley are and that you might have to be patient. Then you completely fuck it up within two minutes. Toxic Thunder? Toxic shite more like. Anyway, here are your ratings for Burnley v...
A REALLY strange day. The game had a feel of a friendly first half as Liverpool strolled into a 2-0 lead without much effort and Villa looked pretty disinterested. Maybe it was the fact we all had the sun in our eyes throughout the first half so it was all a bit...
Liverpool 4 Accrington Stanley 0: The Anfield Wrap
The Anfield Wrap’s podcast looking back at Liverpool’s victory over Accrington Stanley in the FA Cup before looking ahead to Liverpool’s trip to Nottingham Forest.
John Gibbons hosts Ian Salmon, Ian Ryan and Josh Williams.
Also in the show, John Gibbons chats to LFC Foundation and GP Simon Bowers about the upcoming LFC Legends fixture against Chelsea.