Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Liverpool 1 Newcastle United 1 in the Premier League at Anfield… WE had more shots there than when we beat Palace 7-0. They put Jonjo Shelvey at centre half, which is the maddest thing I’ve seen since...
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Leeds United 1 Liverpool 1 in the Premier League at Elland Road… YOU’VE got to hand it to these big six cunts… They’ve actually got together and contrived to make football even worse in the...
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Liverpool 0 Real Madrid 0 in the Champions League quarter final at Anfield… EVEN Nat Phillips heading their coach couldn’t save us tonight. Here’s your ratings… Alisson: 7 Not much to do until he...
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Liverpool 2 Aston Villa 1 in the Premier League at Anfield… AN actor mate of mine who was in season four of Line of Duty sent me a text with five minutes to go and said… “Fuck me, I don’t envy...
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Arsenal 0 Liverpool 3 in the Premier League at The Emirates… THAT’S as good as we’ve been all season and Neil Atkinson’s looking at the table now. Here’s your ratings… Alisson: 8 Very...
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Wolves 0 Liverpool 1 in the Premier League at Molineux… HOPE their keeper’s OK. Here’s your ratings… Alisson : 6.5 Never really looked in total control tonight. Fortunate not to give away a pen...
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Liverpool 2 RB Leipzig 0 in the last 16 of the Champions League… MORE like it. Into the last eight of the big cup, scoring actual goals and keeping clean sheets. Well in the Budapest Reds. Here’s...
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Liverpool 0 Fulham 1 in the Premier League at Anfield… I’M beyond knowing what’s going on anymore. We’ve gone from being the best side in the world to looking like one of them horses that’s thrown it’s...
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Liverpool 0 Chelsea 1 in the Premier League… FIVE home defeats on the spin for the first time in our history and you can’t say any of them weren’t deserved. Welcome to this week’s new low. Here’s your...
Martin Fitzgerald offers up his player ratings after Sheffield United 0 Liverpool 2 in the Premier League… BEATING a team with 11 points probably shouldn’t feel this big but, you know, we are where we are and who’s complaining? Here’s your ratings…...
