Liverpool 2 Burnley 1: Match Review

MARCH 12. Write it down. March 12, 2017. The last time Liverpool played poorly and won. They played so, so poorly. It is hard to put over how poorly they played. Poorly has a scale. Winning doesn’t. Football matches end and you get three points, one point or no...

Liverpool 3 Arsenal 1: Match Review

WATCHING the clock. Counting it down. Calling the minutes out — 83, 85, 87. Then Adam Lallana picks it up, holds it, holds it, holds it. Opens his body. Finds Divock Origi. And Gini Wijnaldum steams forward. Veins in his neck bulging. Lungs bursting. Body crying...

Hull City 2 Liverpool 0: Match Review

WHAT wouldn’t you burn down now? Imagine being on Liverpool’s coach coming back down the M62. A set of players looking at each other. A coaching staff looking at players. Loads of eyes on the back of the manager’s head. Imagine it. I genuinely hope...

Liverpool 1 Chelsea 1: Match Review

There are no excuses and no hiding places. Everybody sees every game. Everybody knows where the bodies are buried. If this season doesn’t result in the league title then the body wasn’t buried tonight. It was buried against Swansea or Bournemouth. The dirt...

Liverpool 1 Wolves 2: Match Review

FUNK; noun A strong musty smell of sweat or tobacco. A style of popular dance music of US black origin, ironically often requested to be played by white boys. What Liverpool Football Club have been well and truly stuck in since the start of 2017. Yes, the week that...

Liverpool 0 Southampton 1: Match Review

THE cusp. The abyss. The tightrope. All modern Liverpool seasons end up there at some stage. It’s what they do when they reach it that counts. Almost every football season when you watch Liverpool is death or glory. Sometimes that’s the case because good...

Liverpool 2 Swansea City 3: Match Review

I’M 36 today. Liverpool last won the league when I was nine. It’s hard to escape the crippling feeling that, at best, it next happens when I am 37. At best. Without sounding overly dramatic it is difficult to put into words how that second half felt. When...