Ben Johnson’s player ratings after Crystal Palace 1 Liverpool 3 in the Premier League at Selhurst Park, as Alisson Becker saves the day… Alisson: 10 He is so fucking good. Three great saves first half. Few more after. The one where he stands up and then...
Ben Johnson’s player ratings after Arsenal 0 Liverpool 2 in the League Cup semi final second leg at the Emirates Stadium… Kelleher: 7 Great save first half which was the only thing he had to do, really. Was a little unorthodox in that he didn’t bother...
Ben Johnson’s player ratings after Liverpool 3 Brentford 0 in the Premier League at Anfield, as Curtis Jones gets a lot of plaudits… WELL, all told that was nice, wasn’t it? Alisson: 7 Didn’t have hardly anything to do. Must be boring, you know. It’s bad...
Ben Johnson’s player ratings after Liverpool 0 Arsenal 0 in the League Cup semi final first leg at Anfield, and there’s not a lot to shout about… CHRIST. Anyone fancy writing some nonsense and calling it ratings? Five ton in it for you. Fuck me. Was...
Ben Johnson’s player ratings after Liverpool 4 Shrewsbury Town 1 in the FA Cup third round at Anfield, and it turns out the kids are alright… Kelleher: 8 Extra point for showing up, not having Covid and stopping the other fucking donkey from playing....
Ben Johnson’s player ratings after Chelsea 2 Liverpool 2 in the Premier League at Stamford Bridge, as Fabinho and Mo Salah stand out… IT’S not 2-2 draws against Chelsea that cost you leagues. It’s shite against shite. Disappointing but Liverpool were...
Ben Johnson’s player ratings after after Leicester City 1 Liverpool 0 in the Premier League at The King Power Stadium… Alisson: I don’t know. Trent: 4 First half I thought he was shite. Some nice long balls but loads of shite short ones when people were...
Ben Johnson’s player ratings after Liverpool 3 Leicester City 3 before a 5-4 win on penalties in the League Cup quarter final at Anfield… Kelleher: 7 Should he have done better for their third? I don’t know. It was right in the middle of the goal like....
Ben Johnson’s player ratings after after Tottenham Hotspur 2 Liverpool 2 in the Premier League at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium… Alisson: 8 I don’t know. What a fella. That’s some save from Dele Alli. Unreal. And the one where Son was a mile off. He...
John Gibbons’ player ratings after Liverpool 3 Newcastle United 1 in the Premier League at Anfield, as Trent Alexander-Arnold stands out… THAT was harder work than anyone wanted it to be. Mostly our own fault and mostly, and I’m not a grass, because...