Ben Johnson’s player ratings for The Anfield Wrap after Rangers 1 Liverpool 7 in the Champions League group stage at Ibrox… Alisson: 6 Well, another shot, another goal, another not much he can do about it. Perhaps every fucking shot Manchester City...
Ben Johnson’s player ratings for The Anfield Wrap after Arsenal 3 Liverpool 2 in the Premier League at the Emirates Stadium… THIS football team has gone from one of the most intelligent in the world to a team of fucking dimwits. Honest to god. They...
Ben Johnson’s player ratings for The Anfield Wrap after Liverpool 2 Rangers 0 in the Champions League group stage at Anfield… THEY love the king, don’t they? Fucking hell. Wouldn’t stop wanging on about him, like he is this big legendary figure....
Ben Johnson’s player ratings for The Anfield Wrap after Liverpool 3 Brighton & Hove Albion 3 in the Premier League at Anfield… WELL, The Reds might be dog shit. That’s a shame aye. Alisson: 7 Well. One of the only players on the pitch to come...
Ben Johnson’s player ratings for The Anfield Wrap after Liverpool 2 Ajax 1 in the second Champions League group stage game at Anfield… WELL that was nice, wasn’t it? The Reds looked pretty horrible to play against again, which frankly is fucking...
Ben Johnson’s player ratings after Napoli 4 Liverpool 1 in the first Champions League group stage game at Stadio Diego Armando Maradona… WELL. There you go. I don’t know what to say really except that first half was entirely obvious after a minute....
Ben Johnson’s player ratings after Everton 0 Liverpool 0 in the Premier League at Goodison Park, as Joe Gomez stands out… WELL, unbeaten again at their gaff, with no midfielders and their manager wearing kecks from Screw Fix. Should have got some...
Ben Johnson’s player ratings after Liverpool 2 Newcastle United 1 in the Premier League at Anfield, as Fabio Carvalho is the hero… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Nothing better in the world. Alisson: 6 Nothing to do all game aside from pick one out the net and...
John Gibbons player ratings after Liverpool 9 Bournemouth 0 in the Premier League at Anfield, as Gibbo delivers the 10s The Reds couldn‘t… YES The Reds, 9-0 weather. What a day that was, then. We demanded a response, the manager demanded a performance and the...
Ben Johnson’s player ratings after Manchester United 2 Liverpool 1 in the Premier League at Old Trafford, as most flatter to deceive… Alisson: 7 What a save from the freekick. Christ. Does nothing wrong all game, makes two great saves. Trent: 4 I went...
