THE referee pretty much makes the gig redundant. It really isn’t fair on anyone involved. It genuinely isn’t his fault. He is absolutely completely out of his depth. Imagine Danny Devito with a load of stones in his pockets being plopped in the deep end. Shite. I...
WE did commentary recently on the Salzburg game. In the buildup, we had about a dozen conversations with the app company on whether the commentary would definitely sync up with the football on the screen. Poor Andy was holed up in a bunker for 24 hours before making...
I MEAN, how the fuck is this a thing? Look at the team, it was genuinely arlarse this. It was men against boys in a literal sense. Two minutes in we looked alright and I thought ‘scrap that, let’s get into these Brummy bellends’. Honestly though, if...
The Manager: 10 Honest to God, when the news of the new contract dropped Friday morning, I could have cried. I could have and indeed did fucking cry. To suggest the city was in a low ebb is on a par in the old understatement ranks with saying Britain might now be in...
MADDEST team ever, them. Was like their manager made them all lash a load of Red Bull down their necks before the game started, watched them all run on fast forward for the first 45. They only have a few players with genuine quality but I’m sure they snuck a few...
Alisson: 7 I wonder what he was thinking about all game while he had absolutely nothing to fucking do. Genuinely, I don’t care who you are, your mind is drifting there. Probably trying to remember where the Chrimbo decs are. I was in the loft twice there today looking...
I MEAN, at some point someone is going to have to intervene. This is getting beyond reasonable. If they were an animal, they would have had a big dose of getting put down by now. As it stands, they are like a fucking horse that fell at the National a few years ago....
I MEAN, fucking hell Reds. Let’s forget the match for a minute, though. The question on everyone’s lips… Is their manager a Mod? That is the question on everyone’s lips. EVERYONE’S. Andrew Neil’s opening question to that wig-sporting codpiece if he...
SO rare we come away from Anfield feeling like we’ve lost. A feeling I definitely felt tonight and would not like to feel again where possible. Alisson: 6 Didn’t have anything to do considering they showed very little interest in playing football after the...
HUGE shoes to fill today. With Ben being away I agreed to do the scores on Friday, that same night had a dream we got beat 3-0 with Zaha bagging a brace. Awful. Hope that doesn’t happen. Anyway. First half we had a load of players who won’t force it and maybe three...
