YOU COME AT THE KING, YOU BEST NOT MISS

Firstly, I”d like to apologise for the vile and incendiary language you”re about to read in the next paragraph. People of a nervous disposition should look away from this barrage of racist filth, but I hope other readers will recognise the need to expose...

JOSE ENRIQUE: ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN

MY appearances on the Anfield Wrap podcast have so far been met mostly with radio silence. I like to think I’ve been doing a solidly unobtrusive job, but it might just be that nobody’s much arsed about anything I say. All that changed this week, when a comment I made...

JORDAN HENDERSON – THE FUTURE IS NOT SET

Here are some things I know about Jordan Henderson. Jordan Henderson joined Liverpool from Sunderland in the summer. Jordan Henderson – and his mam – take good care of their teeth. Jordan Henderson could do a decent job of playing a rising star in 1930s German...

KICK SEXISM OUT OF FOOTBALL? MAYBE ONE DAY…

There’s probably quite a small crossover audience between The Anfield Wrap and the Radio Four programme Woman’s Hour. Or is that me being misogynistic? Maybe I’ve missed a huge demographic as obsessed with cosmetic filling procedures and...

IAN RUSH – HOME TOWN HERO

IT became something of a ritual in our house. At least once evening a week the phone would ring. My mum, ever-patient despite the demands of a full-time job and a socially-awkward six-year-old to keep in fish fingers and Gola shellsuits, would answer as usual. “No,...

A Christmas Cawol, or What Might Have Been

PARRY was not dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. In fact, as the clock struck eleven and Christmas Day 2011 drew nearer, Liverpool FC’s chief executive felt alive. Never more so. Nightcap in hand and on head, he thrilled at the smooth leather...

Sweating sickness – the Lucas injury wait

IT’S the not knowing that kills you. By the time you read this the extent of the injury sustained by Lucas Leiva on Tuesday night may have been confirmed. In the meantime I’ll be mostly feeling sick to the stomach. As the tabloid press would have it, several million...