Kicking On

Another tsunami of self-righteous indignation crashed upon our virtual shores this morning in the aftermath of the weekend’s FA Cup ties. This time, the surge was triggered by the ‘offshore quakes’ at Loftus Road and Anfield, by cancelled handshakes...

Charlie Adam – Great Expectations

CHARLIE ADAM. It’s been a funny old start, hasn’t it? When he signed, and in the weeks shortly after that point, we saw references ranging from “the Scottish Redondo” to “Xarlie Adamso” over the length and breadth of the Red web....

Toast

WE ALL have our little patterns in life. Me? I make a slice of toast. I butter it and spread on some strawberry jam. Before I set it on the plate, I take a bite out of the corner. I don’t even know I’m doing it. That’s one of my little patterns. I...

TRUST

“Trust in me, just in me Shut your eyes and trust in me You can sleep safe and sound Knowing I am around.” Kaa the Python – The Jungle Book — Trust. Right now, that’s the word that rings around my head whenever I think about Liverpool...

AYRE ON A SHOE STRING?

THERE was a time not so long ago when just about every bit of negative news emanating from Liverpool football club was attributed to the alleged incompetence of one man: Mr Rick Parry. From being the powerhouse of English domestic and European football, the...

Confessions of a Champions League Voyeur

I WAS at the Emirates last Wednesday night. I was sat eating my lunch, and next thing you know one of my workmates has offered me their season ticket for nowt. “Why not?” I asked myself. It’ll be like making a wildlife documentary. So I donned my...

Happy Meals to Gammy Wheels

IT’S a horrible, gut-wrenching feeling, isn’t it? A day that started well (kids ate their toasty soldiers over the Barca v Osasuna highlights) has stumbled and stuttered towards its midpoint, and shows every sign of trundling down the proverbial gurgler...