JOE ALLEN: IS HE GOOD ENOUGH FOR LIVERPOOL?

JOE ALLEN: IS HE GOOD ENOUGH FOR LIVERPOOL?

ON one of our shows recently, after the Crystal Palace cup game, Steve Graves said that Joe Allen ‘couldn’t Joe Allen himself out of being lightly thought of by many at Anfield’. If Mignolet or Balotelli have a run of nine out of 10 games there will...
MATCH REVIEW: SOUTHAMPTON 0 LIVERPOOL 2

MATCH REVIEW: SOUTHAMPTON 0 LIVERPOOL 2

WALKING around the ground in the teeming rain, the absolute teeming fucking rain, after the game there was this enormous buzz of the Red support leaving the ground, songs echoing around, smiles wide. The Reds are coming up the hill, clambering up, dust smeared faces,...
MATCH REVIEW: LIVERPOOL 3 TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR 2

MATCH REVIEW: LIVERPOOL 3 TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR 2

THOSE lads celebrating the final whistle in front of an exultant Kop. Those lads — chests stuck out, saluting each others indefatigability. Those lads learning how to win together. I love those lads. Liverpool decided, as teams sometimes do, that they were going...
MATCH REVIEW: EVERTON 0 LIVERPOOL 0

MATCH REVIEW: EVERTON 0 LIVERPOOL 0

WALKED in. Told emphatically how I stink of booze. That said the Reggie Watts number from 45:33 reimagined for LCD Soundsystem’s last ever gig was playing. Swings and roundabouts therefore. If that could soundtrack almost everything I ever do that would be...
MATCH REVIEW: LIVERPOOL 2 WEST HAM UNITED 0

MATCH REVIEW: LIVERPOOL 2 WEST HAM UNITED 0

AND suddenly Liverpool look rampant. Ish. For five minutes. But it is enough. Play well for five minutes a half against a ton of these sides, you win. This is especially true if you have an actual centre forward. An actual centre forward. Walk around him. In fact...
BORINI AND LAMBERT: JOB DONE

BORINI AND LAMBERT: JOB DONE

Well I’m not really worried about this But can some one please answer me this Apart from on commentary Where else on earth Can you hear the word ‘aplomb’ being used?  – Half Man Half Biscuit, Keeping Two Chevrons Apart. TWO strikers spearheaded Liverpool’s...
MATCH REVIEW: ASTON VILLA 0 LIVERPOOL 2

MATCH REVIEW: ASTON VILLA 0 LIVERPOOL 2

TWO nil. Rickie Lambert. And the Travelling Reds are in rapture. It is going bananas, a rush to the front. Pulled up a row. Back down a row. Look up, see a red face going mental. It looks like Lucas Leiva.It is. It is Lucas Leiva. He, and half the Liverpool side are...
NEIL ATKINSON: SUNDERLAND 0 LIVERPOOL 1

NEIL ATKINSON: SUNDERLAND 0 LIVERPOOL 1

SUNDERLAND away then. The away. The worst away possible after the Leicester debacle. My problem with the Leicester draw that felt like a defeat is that it made this game something Liverpool needed something from — and my problem with that was that it was...
STEVEN GERRARD: REPLACING A LEGEND

STEVEN GERRARD: REPLACING A LEGEND

REPLACING Steven Gerrard. I love this title. Gareth Roberts gave it to me. This was the sentence: Can Liverpool replace him – do they need to, should they try, should they break the bank or stick with current spending policy etc. I love this because, firstly,...
LIVERPOOL 2 LEICESTER CITY 2

LIVERPOOL 2 LEICESTER CITY 2

THE New Year’s Day game is the end of a gauntlet. A gauntlet for everyone. Players, coaches and supporters. Christ the supporters. What a testing Christmas period it has been. Boxing Day away, an enormous Monday against Swansea and now this. There are other...