LIVERPOOL: WHAT NEXT FOR JORDON IBE?

LUCKY packets. Remember them? Bags of sugary pleasure, pumped full of treats with the added attraction of a surprise. The mystery gift you got made them unmissable; the excitement of the unknown was addictive. As an inquisitive child, I’d tear through at least one a...

LIVERPOOL: HERE’S TO YOU CAPTAIN HENDERSON

QUESTION marks. To the left, to the right. Underneath Jordan Henderson’s bed, in the front seat of his car. From the age of eight, the punctuation point has followed the midfielder around, naggingly querying his every skill and effort. It has almost placed itself...

WARNING LIVERPOOL FANS: HOT AIR…EVERYWHERE

SUMMER. I love it. As much as Kanye adores Kanye. Probably more (if that’s possible). But if heat is the dog’s dingly-danglies, hot air is its diarrhoea that you have to scoop up. And it’s everywhere. Especially on Twitter. You’ll find truck loads of it there. There...

FIRMINO: RELOADING LIVERPOOL’S WEAPON OF FAITH

“OUR faith is the weapon most feared by our enemies.” A week ago, approximately 15 minutes after the Premier League fixtures for 2015-16 were announced, my phone beeped away. A former work colleague, who is a Manchester United enthusiast, texted me the...

BREAKING BAD NEWS: BENTEKE? NOT FOR ME

Silly season. I detest it. Practically every little inch of it. The false links to leave publications sat back, feet up, feeling the clicks. The faux outrage at anyone rumoured to be joining Liverpool who doesn’t have some touch of the exotic. The opportunistic hordes...

RAHEEM STERLING: TIME TO WARD OFF THE KNOBS

GET ready to drink Raheem Sterling with your daily morning coffee and drag him with you to bed every night. We’ve been here so many times before, we may as well pull up a deck chair, pull out a case of lager and set up camp. It’s going to be another long summer folks,...