Aston Villa 0 Liverpool 6: Match review

AFTERNOON, everyone. Your normal host for this sort of thing, Neil Atkinson, is currently in Boston living his other life as a screenwriter who doesn’t get to watch Liverpool win 6-0 away from home and see Kolo Toure kiss the ground as if he’s just...

LIVERPOOL 1 CRYSTAL PALACE 2: MATCH REVIEW

THE piece I had in mind if we won was much better if I’m honest. It was half about settling scores, half about The Anfield Wrap going to karaoke and singing Romeo and Juliet by Dire Straits. It had everything. Atkinson as a flirtatious Juliet, Gibbo as a love...
LIVERPOOL: PRESSURE? RODGERS SHOULD RELISH IT

LIVERPOOL: PRESSURE? RODGERS SHOULD RELISH IT

I DID one of those personality tests at work once. You know, where you answer loads of innocuous questions on what seem like loads of innocuous topics and, at the end of it, someone tells you EXACTLY what you’re like. So what am I like? Well it turns out I like...
LIVERPOOL: “TWATS IN OUR END”

LIVERPOOL: “TWATS IN OUR END”

I HAD an exchange with a United fan this morning. I expected him to be full of the joys of Spring, what with it being actually Spring (definitely helps) and the fact that his team had just bested their rivals, in their rival’s own back yard. Oh, and to add to all the...

TICKET PRICES: OUR OWN WORST ENEMY

ONE of my favourite words is “fungible”. It’s one of those, it sounds nice in the mouth when you say it – “fungible” “fungible” “fungible”. Trust me, I could do this all day. So, what does it mean? Well unfortunately, this is where the “fun” stops....