CHRISTIAN BENTEKE AND LIVERPOOL: A FATAL ATTRACTION?

THERE are many things about at the moment that have this feeling of inevitability. The English moaning about the good weather, tennis players beating tennis players who aren’t as good as them at tennis, and the transfer of Christian Benteke from Aston Villa to...

FIRMINO: NOW THAT’S MORE LIKE IT, LIVERPOOL

SO it seems Liverpool are on the verge of signing Brazilian attacker Roberto Firmino. As a self-confessed football hipster, I’m punching the air/cat in delight. At the time of writing, Sky Sports News are parading Liverpool’s agreement with Hoffenheim for...
LIVERPOOL: RODGERS IT IS THEN

LIVERPOOL: RODGERS IT IS THEN

AFTER what has felt like months of speculation (it’s been two-and-a-half weeks…), the manager situation has finally been put to bed. Brendan Rodgers will remain as Liverpool boss… for now. There had apparently been leaks of information —...
LIVERPOOL: WHY WE SHOULD ALWAYS EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED

LIVERPOOL: WHY WE SHOULD ALWAYS EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED

HUMANS are a funny bunch. By nature, we tend to expect the worst. The train will be late or cancelled, that girl/boy we fancy won’t like us back, and they will never replace that boring tosser on The One Show with Gordon the Gopher. The glass is invariably ¼ empty. We...
LIVERPOOL: WE LOST THE BATTLE, LET’S WIN THE WAR

LIVERPOOL: WE LOST THE BATTLE, LET’S WIN THE WAR

I DON’T do this well. Those of you familiar with my previous work for TAW might recall my reaction to the Chelsea loss last season when I came close to an Alan Partridge-style rampage to Dundee. I don’t do losing well generally. I’m the guy who will rage quit...
LIVERPOOL: GIVE ME MORE MORENO

LIVERPOOL: GIVE ME MORE MORENO

THE  last article I wrote for this illustrious website was a critique of Joe Allen and my concerns that he wasn’t pulling what little weight he has. Since then he’s been simply immense, which I like to think is entirely down to me and my motivational words...
MARIO BALOTELLI: I AM THE RESURRECTION

MARIO BALOTELLI: I AM THE RESURRECTION

IT’S been an odd sort of season. With over £100million of new players, a team coming off a genuine title challenge and the return of Champions League football, there was a decent amount of optimism about the place, even sans Suarez. However, we were all soon...