by Ben Johnson | Feb 1, 2016 | Footie
ANOTHER game? For Christ’s sake, lads, another game? Let’s look on the bright side though, eh? At least we get another chance to listen to some lovely working-class lads sing some songs about unemployment and signing on the dole without the slightest hint of irony...
by Ben Johnson | Jan 25, 2016 | Footie
HOW do you analyse what happened at Carrow Road on Saturday afternoon? What do you focus on there? That game of football was quite possibly the maddest thing ever seen. The Reds were atrocious in the first half. Atrocious. Disgraceful. People have been sacked for...
by Ben Johnson | Jan 18, 2016 | Footie
MANCHESTER. A town centre so big that whenever you go out there you get a cob on because you forgot to pack Kendal mint cake and a compass just to get from pub to pub. What’s with all the chop houses, Manchester? What the bleeding hell is a chop house anyway?...
by Ben Johnson | Jan 11, 2016 | Footie
THE FA Cup is great, isn’t it? Dead romantic. “The Romance of the Cup” is accepted as standard and is lashed about all over the place. By journalists, by commentators and by the boring arse in everyone’s work who doesn’t really follow footie but...
