Swansea City 1 Liverpool 0: Match Ratings

Swansea City 1 Liverpool 0: Match Ratings

Pre Match YOU can’t look at them teams and think anything other than a Reds win is in the post. I mean, The Reds are boss, aren’t we? That Liverpool side is the same one that beat Manchester City except we are causally dropping in Big Virg and his giant’s body...
Liverpool 4 Manchester City 3: Match Ratings

Liverpool 4 Manchester City 3: Match Ratings

ALRIGHT gang. Had the winter off from awarding arbitrary scores to things, didn’t I? Mid-season break and that. Full of it now though. Looking through my eyes is like yer man off Beautiful Mind looking at a blackboard, numbers bouncing round all over the gaff. Like as...

Arsenal 3 Liverpool 3: Match Ratings

Pre Match THE teams have just dropped there and the idea that Liverpool won’t win this game has grown wings and fucked off into the fog. That is a seriously good Liverpool team, up against a team whose Kryptonite seems to be other teams attacking them. Lets hope they...

Bournemouth 0 Liverpool 4: Match Ratings

THESE took four points off us last year. You know what grates the most? Their manager’s trackie bottoms. Quite clingy, weren’t they? Remember being fuming about them. Anyway. Simon Mignolet: 7 Did well to stop a corner at the start of the second half. That was about...

Liverpool 7 Spartak Moscow 0: Match Ratings

LET’S cut to the fucking chase here. The Reds are too good to be fannying about with introductions. Larius Karius: 7 Boss first half. Couple of smart saves then ran into there fella full pelt like a crash test dummy on Tomorrow’s World. Got up, right away, which takes...

Stoke City 0 Liverpool 3: Match Ratings

LAD. Getting here was like Whacky Races. Whacky Races with additional chat. We went through Wales. We went through England. We ended up in the heart of this weird little country, parked on a motorway, literally started to run down the motorway, ran back to the car,...

Liverpool 1 Chelsea 1: Match Ratings

Pre match THE hair transplant derby. I’ve been thinking about the process of stitching some hair from one part of your head onto another part of your head a fair bit, there. As a baldy, there is nothing quite like a cold wind to have you harking back to the glory days...