I MEAN, how the fuck is this a thing? Look at the team, it was genuinely arlarse this. It was men against boys in a literal sense. Two minutes in we looked alright and I thought ‘scrap that, let’s get into these Brummy bellends’. Honestly though, if...
The Manager: 10 Honest to God, when the news of the new contract dropped Friday morning, I could have cried. I could have and indeed did fucking cry. To suggest the city was in a low ebb is on a par in the old understatement ranks with saying Britain might now be in...
Alisson: 7 I wonder what he was thinking about all game while he had absolutely nothing to fucking do. Genuinely, I don’t care who you are, your mind is drifting there. Probably trying to remember where the Chrimbo decs are. I was in the loft twice there today looking...
I MEAN, at some point someone is going to have to intervene. This is getting beyond reasonable. If they were an animal, they would have had a big dose of getting put down by now. As it stands, they are like a fucking horse that fell at the National a few years ago....
I MEAN, fucking hell Reds. Let’s forget the match for a minute, though. The question on everyone’s lips… Is their manager a Mod? That is the question on everyone’s lips. EVERYONE’S. Andrew Neil’s opening question to that wig-sporting codpiece if he...
I SEE Guardiola’s head has well and truly gone. To be honest, you could tell they were going to get beat when you seen the cut of him before the game. Forty minutes to kick off, up he pops, hasn’t shaved his bald head. As a fellow baldy, I’m saying that is a sign you...
WELL that was, all in all, a bit fucking boring. The calm before the storm. Say what you want about not looking forward to Sunday’s game but everyone in that ground, their squad aside, had absolutely two eyes on City. Cracking result and decent enough performance...
GORDON Bennett. I told yer, this team never know when they are beaten. I was all for going for a lovely big shower on about 75 minutes like a massive shithouse. Unbelievable set of lads. Alisson: 7 Can’t do much for the goal really, but I’d quite like him to start...
KIDS footy, la. It’s fucking berserk week in, week out. My lad plays in the under 8s. FC Storm. Fucking hell, I know. Anyway, last week in training I was trying to talk to them about time and space. Not like yer man Prof Bri Cox, more like “lad you’ve got time,...
IT is really lovely beating them. They are horrible to play against. Fucking arguing over everything. Time wasting after a minute. Fucking Kane bouncing round alternatively diving and twatting people left right and centre. Got a mouth like a jack in the box. Fucking...
The Anfield Wrap’s post-match reaction podcast after Southampton 2 Liverpool 3, a result that puts Liverpool 8 points clear at the top of the Premier League.
John Gibbons hosts Adam Melia, Rob Gutmann and Steve Graves.
