JURGEN KLOPP: PUTTING HOPE BACK IN LIVERPOOL HEARTS

HOPE is defined as “a feeling of expectation and desire for a particular thing to happen”. My life right now is like a Jurgen Klopp-inspired version of Being John Malkovich; every time I look at someone my brain is superimposing a beard and a pair of...

YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO… LIKE MIGHTY RED

WHEN you talk about football it’s important to remember that there’s a difference between what could happen and what does happen. In no area of the game is that more important than when discussing the financial implications of an ever-expanding set of commercial...

LIVERPOOL: OVER-THINKING AND FINDING PEACE

THERE are times when I’m not sure whether I actually like football. I don’t have kids, but if I ever do have them I’ll be torn between introducing them to my immense love for Liverpool Football Club and a desire to help them avoid a life of pain and uncertainty....

LIVERPOOL: WHAT NEXT FOR DANNY INGS

WHAT you get out of football is so often about expectations. Thanks to Roman’s numerals and Mourinho’s snide, Chelsea fans now expect to win the league every year. There’s nothing for them to enjoy if they finish second. The arrogant expectation of the nouveau riche...
BRENDAN RODGERS: YOU’VE LOST THAT LOVIN’ FEELIN’

BRENDAN RODGERS: YOU’VE LOST THAT LOVIN’ FEELIN’

SOME years ago I was living in London and I started dating this girl I’d met at work. We hit it off immediately and as the months went by we saw more and more of each other. At some point we figured it made sense to move in with each other. For starters I was staying...
LIVERPOOL: SWEET FA CAN SILENCE BRENDAN’S DOUBTERS

LIVERPOOL: SWEET FA CAN SILENCE BRENDAN’S DOUBTERS

POOR old Brendan Rodgers. He’s gone from being within two points of winning Liverpool their first title in over 20 years one season, to having some fans call for his head with at least eight games still to play the next. It’s not just season on season that fans change...

CHELSEA, MOURINHO, PLASTIC FLAGS: I HATE THEM ALL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uC8w6X8oSo ARRIGO Sacchi called football “the most important of the unimportant things in life”. I love this quote, not only for its poetry but also for how it perfectly sums up how I feel about the game that has dominated...
MATCH REVIEW: LIVERPOOL 0 BOLTON 0

MATCH REVIEW: LIVERPOOL 0 BOLTON 0

NEIL writes the match reports. Neil or Gareth or Gibbo. But Gibbo’s living the life fantastic in Utah and Neil and Gareth are on a stag do, so they asked for volunteers and here we are. Not long after I said I’d do it a mate of mine offered me his tickets....