Neil Atkinson gives his immediate post-match review after Liverpool beat West Ham United 2-1 and show their grit and determination to all again at Anfield…
AND I have even put the italics on.
This ain’t no party,
This ain’t no disco,
This ain’t no fooling around…
They are my heroes, you know. They remain the best of us.
Liverpool weren’t very good for most of the game and were objectively bad for the first half an hour of it.
But that doesn’t matter. Because when it is the business end, when it does matter they find themselves like nobody’s business.
There is a thing they do when they are being that little bit blunt and that is tire the opposition. They move right to left, left to right and the opposition have to do the same thing over and over. They aren’t being threatened but they are being tired, they are being worked.
The penalty probably comes from that. Arthur Masuaku is just sloppy and daft but he hasn’t had a minute and he clobbers the main fella and that, which should be that a hell of a lot more often, is that.
Mo Salah’s penalty is excellent, unerring, never going to miss. As a taker he has become excellent. Penalties come with an expected goals value of 0.76. That suggests three in four are scored. Salah has massively outperformed that and that is a fact worth remembering if he ever misses.
He scores. He scores and scores from the spot. But he hasn’t convinced. And, in many ways, this is similar to Liverpool strangely. No matter how many wins, no matter how dominant it looks across the long term, no matter what the numbers say, someone wants to tell you they haven’t convinced. They are still unsure.
This season Liverpool have been in crisis. They have been vulnerable. They have conceded a ton of goals. They have had injuries.
They sit top of the pile. They have two wins from two in Europe.
They are my heroes, you know. They remain the best of us. You make me shiver, I feel so tender, we make a pretty good team.
Tonight Nat Phillips makes his Premier League debut for Liverpool. He comes in to partner Joe Gomez. And from the first minute he looks to win his battles.
The reason why they are my heroes, the reason why they are the best of us is that they always look to be front foot, they always step up. For years, for absolute beards, we watched Liverpool sides’s whose react to adversity was to shrink, was to find it too hard that day.
Tonight Nat Phillips stands firm. Tonight he does the simple things well, which takes some doing. Tonight he wins what he can and composes himself for what he can’t and then goes again. The problem with much of what I describe is that it makes you wonder, well, this sounds straightforward, why isn’t everyone doing it?
In a sense, yes. But in another there is a massive shortcoming organisationally everywhere you look. Literally everywhere. What Liverpool do brilliant that other sides – chip shops, multinationals and Governments – often fail to do is communicate in straight lines. Is have a clarity of purpose inwards and outwards.
Nat Phillips could have been at fault for something that cost us the game tonight. But if, in that moment, he had followed his captain and his manager’s instructions, then that would have been alright. They are my heroes because it isn’t a party, it isn’t a disco, but they have clarity of purpose.
Sadio Mane and Jordan Henderson were tremendous second half. The captain is a marvel. First half he dwelt. Second he delivered. He grows and has grown as his team grows and has grown. He is what he is – the captain of a side who won a Champions League and followed it with a league, winning 26 of the first 27. He is a defining force in English football.
The argument he was English football’s most defining force would carry more weight were it not for his teammate Mane. All the time Sadio. Every step Sadio. Every battle, every time he puts his body in front, every look tells you this story – it ain’t no party. Nor no disco. But he wants to retain the title more than you do.
The first Jota goal isn’t given precisely because Sadio wants it. He throws himself in. I have some sympathy with the officials. But it doesn’t feel clear and obvious. That’s fine for now, though. Because our heroes don’t take no for an answer.
Xherdan Shaqiri comes on and is an absolute riot. It’s the most sumptuous assist but there is something in his play which is just utterly unfettered. Every extra game for Liverpool, for the best team in the world now just feels like a bonus. He is both party and disco. He wins his battles but he may just be fooling around.
Trent Alexander-Arnold is just coming to the boil and that could prove ever so important. He’s a spectacular talent. He can define passages of games from right back. And Diogo Jota scores another massive goal. Actually he scores two. He keeps his nerve on two occasions, not just one. Another hero. A new hero. A new hope.
It isn’t a disco. It isn’t a party. It is sterile. They miss us. But still they find and work moves, still they throb. Still they – like me, like you – need more than want. And want for all time.
I’d like to kiss you,
I’d love to hold you,
And,
I ain’t got no time for that now…
Tonight is that night. Saturday night and it should be ours, should belong to us because of our heroes, because they show the way. We should go dancing. Lovey dovey. But it can’t be and right now who knows when it can be.
You can depend on one thing. You can depend on The Reds. You can depend on them wanting to be there when we can go dancing and when I can hold you. You can depend on these heroes to show for us no matter what. You can depend on them to bring the night out for us.
Last weekend Manchester City go behind against West Ham. They work and graft and find a point. Liverpool find three. Deserve three. Just need three.
My chest is aching, burns like a furnace – 31 down, seven to go.
See you at the Etihad. Into these.
That burning keeps me alive.
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“My chest is aching, burns like a furnace – 31 down, seven to go.”
Intoxicated by the win I suppose…
Neil lovely piece again. I confess I am struggling … not going to the match… watching on the box at home with the missus is ok but no substitute for being there. No banter no chanting no before and after beers in the pub. No getting in at 9 or 10 knackered but having loved it … hate this corona … . Rant over thought we laboured first half, improved second and loved it when Shaka came on and changed things. Love him. Gives us a bit of an edge when you need it. Bobby is struggling but now we have options. Hendo is everwhere second half. Sadio same. Special word for Nathan fuck me we have a top defender there. Scored more and conceded more than all of the rest of them ! Love it …. 50 odd years and counting . Thanks again reds
Yes!!! The Shaq through ball – that’s one for the ages. It seems geometrically impossible, like something from another dimension and yet like Trent’s corner, while the whole world didn’t see it, one did and another reacted. It’s great. We’re great. Let’s pull off a magnificent result at Citeh and storm into November. We’ll get past 2020, we’ll be there for 20.
Nailed it again Neil. There’s a 30 second passage of play at 1-1 where two of the most talented footballers on the planet just harry, kick and wrestle the ball back off West Ham and you can’t help but love them.
A word on the VAR thing. I’m one of the few who still think it’s better for the game in the long run but just reckon everyone involved need to get more confidence in it. That only happens if you understand the process. Tonight there are two angles. One where Mane misses the ball and connects with the keeper and another which seems to show that the reason he misses the ball is because the defender kicks the back of his leg. When our Friend Kevin goes to look at the monitor – he’s only shown the footage from the first angle. Why? Does Sky have more angles than the VAR boys? I’d love to know so I can have some confidence in the whole show.
Anyhow – another 3 points. Onwards and upwards.
“You make me shiver, I feel so tender, we make a pretty good team” Never knew you felt like this Nei!!!! Not sure if I feel flattered or violated!!!!!
Love him to bits, but Shaqiri offers so little in defense. But if the opposition are going to sit atop a parked bus, he’s the absolute business.
Meanwhile, I feel like Jota should constantly be getting in the ear of defenders saying, “Hello. My name is Diogo Jota. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
And how about young Natty Dread with a MOTM appearance when half of Merseyside was cacking themselves over Fabinho’s boinked hamstring.
The resilience of this side is preposterous. Jota scoring so soon after a disallowed goal was just like last week against Sheffield United. These VAR calls are farcical at present and I didn’t even celebrate Jota’s first, but these lads just refuse to buckle. Imagine being an opposing fan and seeing us be like this. “Won again? Course they did”.