I MEAN, you can all fuck off if you think I’m in any mental state to rate these lads out of 10 after that.
Ninety-seven points and haven’t won the league. Fuck me. Brief these because, you know what, I haven’t fucking got it in me.
Alisson: 10
Best keeper in the league, best keeper I’ve ever seen in the flesh. Can’t be bettered. Won the golden glove. Would like it to come with a golden gun, so he could shoot Guardiola right in the cardigan.
Trent: 9
Set up another two today, I think. Glorious footballer.
Big Joel: 8
Really good again, wasn’t he? Most improved player this year, as in he’s gone from shite to really, really good. Deserves to play the final.
Virgil: 8
Lost some headers today for the first time since he signed for The Reds. Premier League Player of the Season and didn’t win the league despite only conceding six goals or some shit. Fucking horrible, this.
Robbo: 8
Had half a leg there on Tuesday, played like a spring chicken today. Feels so auld arse that these boys haven’t won the league.
Henderson: 8
Clearly goosed from the other day, but didn’t stop running, grafting, trying to will The Reds over the line. Would quite liked him to have fucked our match off, gone Walkabout, and popped up in Brighton with a knife in his mouth and mud wiped on his grid, and Guardiola in his sights. Fucking Bear Grylls style. Beat that, you baldy cunt.
Fabinho: 8
Is the best defensive midfielder The Reds have had in years, lad. Deserved a league.
Gini: 7
Was great again, wasn’t he? I don’t know what to say anymore.
Big Div: 7
Was boss Div there, wasn’t he? Looked like he was confident in himself again. Pinging balls all over the gaff. Unlucky not to score.
Sadio: 9
Bangs two for a laugh. Great headers. Drifting in off the wing, planting goals for a laugh. Golden boot winner. Didn’t win the league. Fuck me.
Mo Salah: 8
My favourite bit was when the referee didn’t give a foul because he got in the way when Salah got strangled for a bit. His daughter scored a couple of belters there, which was sound.
SUBS
Some lads came on and The Reds still didn’t win the league.
City:
Fair play, win 14 games on the trot you deserve it. That said, I’d like them to fold next year. Guardiola to fuck it off, go and work on an organic farm, growing pears.
With his big bald head, and scruffy cardigan.
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The saddest ratings of the season, there.
We were glorious but the league is for another day.
Champions League though, Madrid though, bring that on!
Let’s win the Champions league in a few weeks
and use that as a springboard to beat Man Cardigan next year.
“Fair play, win 14 games on the trot you deserve it.”
Fair play, just not the financial kind.
We got 97 points and lost to an oil barbarian monarchy. As good a team as city are, I don’t really feel like congratulating them when they’re a load of plastic cheating shite.
Well said. Really bang on. Don’t play to the rules. Have officials who give them everything and have the FA appoint a Ref in a game against us at the Eithad who is from Manchester, who then doesn’t award a goal and doesn’t send off Kompany.
You have proper made me laugh all season…a genuine top look forward to read after every game
Golden boot, golden gloves and a big fuck off golden European Cup (or maybe silver).
Brilliant stuff Ben..
One to go innit
I was right in the head for this until Brighton took the lead, then all the dark matter that had been repressed came out in a torrent of screams like they just flipped the switch on the ole’ hot seat. Before the match, I was prepared not to hurt too much, but after that it bloody well hurt. All my philosophies for naught. But still it feels so very different from 13/14. I’m saddened, but not complete roadkill. I love these lads, the very bones of them. This is end of nothing. This is the beginning of something grand. I cannot wait for The Final, and I cannot wait for next season. Up The Reds.
Well said Walter.
Great job Johno, only how can you give Big Div a 7 after the week he’s had. Should have given him a bare minimum 8, he played well
Everyone remember; GLASS 3/4 Full