MAD the way they played The Vengaboys when the scored. Mad fuckers.
Alisson: 7
Stood up well when they were in at 1-1. Did he have anything to do apart from be the best passer of the ball on the pitch?
Trent: 7
They were trying to get after him all first half. They asked him questions all day and he answered them for a laugh.
Big Joel: 7
He’s always very busy in games, isn’t he? Like, busier than everyone else, heat map is fucking roasting. I think that’s because he’s, in the main, fucking shite so every team we play try to exploit him and also let him have it.
Did alright in fairness but then chose today to only have little boots on instead of his normal Ideal Standard fellas that would have stopped that ball dead and swallowed it down the plug hole rather than just prod it in. Played really well second half.
Virgil: 8
Oh Virgil. From the minute that ball comes into the box it’s on his head. Just sucks it onto his head and then fucks it right off into the net. Glorious. Just before he scored I said to Robbo I’d pay £2,000 to be at home having a bath and a cup of tea. Hahaha. Get in.
Andy Robbo: 7
Up and down but gets caught out by a straight ball for their goal. Just knocked off for a second. Had hard lines for the yellow, but can have a little rest while we banjo City all over the gaff with Albie running the show.
Henderson: n/a
Think he’s got gonorrhea of the heels again.
Gini: 8
Loads and loads and loads of filling space first half, loads and loads of breaking it up and linking Mo Salah down the wing on the break second half.
Milner: 7
Loads and loads and loads of filling spaces first and second half. Like a few of the boys the final pass was off for ages. And then it wasn’t and we won.
Sadio: 9
What a goal. Best keeper in the world closing him down like a giant robot. Oh yer, yer, yer… I’ll just go this way then. World-class dink. World-class fella. Boss movement for the third and a great header but in fairness that is probably the best ball you will see all year. Gave it the finish it deserved.
Mo: 8
Getting pushed, booted and basically blocked off all over the pitch. I’d like to think he is going to get a cob on again at some point and fucking wipe the floor with these pricks.
Had a go, should have done better with the one where it opened up and he had a free hit at their keeper but, if we are all honest, that ball for Mane is probably the best thing you will ever see. Absolutely perfect. I’ll take him not scoring and just setting up goals all year till we win the double and that.
Bobby: 7
Not at his best, but worked and linked and once the reds were in front, come to life a bit.
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Fab: 7
Come on does really well for 20 minutes and gets The Reds playing. Then when we need him to keep The Reds playing, he started giving it away and getting legged first half. Better second half, but oh my god he got sent for The Echo and a portion of chips more than anyone I’ve ever seen in the last 10, there. Looked fucked last 10.
Origi: 7
Was scared he would make us worse when he come on, but does great in the buildup to the third, slotted in and grafted.
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Only 7 for Origi? Are you forgetting he scored against the sh**e?
Why are people saying Matip is shite. Have you forgotten the first season when we were extolling him as a gazelle.
Hendo off… Liverpool score and win
Actually when I saw the starting line up I was a tad upset. After 3 shite aways in the CL this season and then same 3 in midfield being part of that shite, I thought, “NOT A-FUCKING-GAIN!!!” – Message to Klopp, the footy Gods (or in this case a misplaced Bayern player) have shown you the way. In Europe away from home, break this combo of 3 up in midfield.
Not arsed about the point scoring, as it’s all irrelevant. We just were not at our best last night… and yet we did them and it could have been much more. In fact we scored all 4 goals.
Special mention for the officials; they were utter shite. They need a copy of the rule book. Where did they get these arseholes from? Where they Bayern supporters they plucked out of the crowd before the game and just gave a whistle and some flags to? I have to ask, as trying to get any change from these idiots was impossible. You put it right, we got pushed, pulled, dragged, wragged and kick to shit, with or without the ball. The amount of blatant blocking off was unbelievable… believe it or not they have a rule for that, it’s called OBSTRUCTION and not once did any of the official pick up on this blatant tactic.
As you Big Joel. he’s been threatening an OG for months now. Give him his due, he’s tried most things in games this season to beat Becker. We now he has, so hopefully he will get that out of his system and now start popping them away at the opposite end of the field in such a nonchalant way.
As said at the beginning, this wasn’t our best game by a long stretch. Too many having far too many shite moments. Probably Andy’s worst night for us. I was also getting so frustrated how we found it difficult to actually pass to each other…. and yet we reduce them to mediocre. By the end they didn’t have a clue, despite all their shithousery they tried, especially Lewandoski, who is up their with that Brazilian bellend (Neymar) for falling over every time anyone even looks at him. I am just glad that by the end we had wised up to all their nonsense and started playing them at their own game. In fact i loved all the time wasting and just holding the ball up and things. It totally sucked the wind out of an resurgence that might have considered.
Finally, never have I been so happy at such a masterclass of a performance that was done whilst we weren’t at anything close to being our best. I’d say we had the toughest tie of the round and we basically scored the only on target shot bayern had over 180mins and throughout the 2 ties we played with our 4th best Central Defender and in the first leg without our very best defender. Bring on the Quarter finals. Man Utd would do for me. We can save City for the Final after doing Spurs in the Semis. :)
What a team!
Bring them on, those Barca’s and Juve’s, we bloody eat them alive!!!
Up those brilliant Reds!!!
Albie left back next time.. eeeek.
Only a 9 for Mane? Watch that first one back to see the skill and audacity to beat the second best keeper in Europe and on the pitch last night, then float the ball like a butterfly over two covering defenders to gently nestle it in the corner like it was a sleeping baby. Deadlock done and broken, Bayern have to score two and the game is completely transformed. Even if he did fuck all after that, it’s a 10.
And if piling on Matip isn’t confirmation bias, I don’t know what is. That was Robbo’s fault and there was nothing more that could have been done.
And how many points should we give Joachim Low for getting the German nans to lower their heads and cede us the game. Credit where it’s due, the fuckin knobhead had the cheek to show up in the stands. Probably did it just to get a response out of them, showing what a knob of a manager he is, even without the haircut.
Did you miss fabinho’s tackle on coman in the last ten lad. fucking mascheranoesque that
Here are the ratings by the German football magazine “Kicker”. Generally they are very strict, but LFc got really good ratings. The top three according to Kicker:
1, Sadio Mane (got the Kicker “1” which they rarely hand out. Equals a 10)
2, Virgil van Dijk (1,5 equals 9,5)
3, Mo Salah (2 equals 8,5)
Worst LFC player Andi Robertson with a sightly below average remark (4 equals a 5). Next worse: Matip & Fabinho both with a 3,5 (equals 5,5) all the others got a 3 which is roughly a 6.
Best Bayern player Niklas Süle (3,5 equals 5,5), worst Rafinha (5 equals a 2). most Bayern players a 4 (equals 5).
Sad I didn’t meet up with you guys, but I guess you have enough locals to show you around town.
1 is the best and 6 is the worst in the German rating system.