SOMETHING about these nights, isn’t there?
Something that makes you giddy from the minute you get up in the morning. It’s hard to explain. People can poke fun; Evertonians can poke fun, but ask their lads if they were affected by the crowd. They settled quite well, didn’t they? Then they made a mistake, and they went to shit until it didn’t matter anymore.
Kagsy: 9
Looked good while we twatted them first half there, didn’t he? Oozed confidence and composure throughout. Better than their big shithouse, glass-headed, jaws-headed, yeller-bellied fucker all day long and he’s he future of footy, isn’t he?
Trent: 10
Man of the fucking match.
Fancied getting after him there, didn’t they? Time and time again. Weak link, isn’t he? Their winger was better than John Barnes and Ryan Giggs in his pomp, weren’t he? Cop for that lad, sublime, practically perfect in every way. Like Mary Poppins has engineered him and his performance. Get in.
Degsy: 9
Reckon I have never seen anything better on a football pitch than that diving header in the second half that cleared the ball to the back of the Kemlyn and won a freekick at the same time. Managed to get his body higher and more horizontal than Cristiano Ronaldo for his overhead kick last night. Like a fucking Fosbury Flop, lad.
Big Virg: 9
Quite possibly the difference between the sides. Seems soft after that, doesn’t it? But imagine them with him and us without him. No way he isn’t half robot. He’s harder than Arnie, and knows more than fucking Google, lad. AI, aye aye.
Robbo: 9
Popped up at right back second half to have a nibble of Sane. Legged Sterling, legged that lad who looks like a Prince, was brilliant, and I mean brilliant.
Henderson: 9
Everywhere. Think The Fleetwood Mac wrote a track after him. Hassled, harried, played, shouted, cajoled. Unlucky for the card and will be a miss but hopefully it just means he has a clean slate for the semi.
Milner: 9
Fucking hell. If you had told me at the start of the season he would be our best centre midfielder in the quarters of the Champions League I would say you were a Ket fiend.
Oxo-Chambo: 9
Fucking absolutely twatted that right in the top bin, didn’t he? He probably hit it harder than the ball into him in the buildup. A miss when he went up front for Mo. Him going out of midfield probably unsettled us just about as much as Salah going off. Covered space brilliant once upfront/right wing.
Sadio Mane: 9
Fucking boss first half and grafted second half. Only one of the front three to last the game which is mad, isn’t it? We ended the game with him, Dom Solanke and a centre mid upfront. Boss goal, boss movement, sat a few of their defenders on the arse, which was frankly a little obscene and definitely arlarse.
Firmino: 8
Not at his brilliant best but a threat to them with his positional sense, his touch and his link play. Tired, which was unusual, to the extent that you didn’t notice it until Solanke come on, and ran the legs off them.
Mo Salah: 9
Was a mismatch. Pep Guardiola; best manager in the world. Played a centre half left back to nullify Mo’s threat. Ha ha. Dickhead.
Goal as per and an assist that was plucked out of Lionel Messi’s playbook. Reckon he just fancied a rest so he can score six against them tramps on Saturday. If not you can have either of my groins for nothing. I’ll do without. Don’t have much call for moving my legs sideways these days.
SUBS
Solanke: 8
Thought he gave us exactly what we needed in fairness. Boss movement, boss industry.
Wijnaldum: 8
Best arse since Dalglish.
Moreno: 8
Like a Jack Russell after a sparrow.
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Been waiting for these – Pep…ya dickhead! Love it, what a fk’n night
Slam dunk ratings again, absolutely hilarious: “Reckon he just fancied a rest so he can score six against them tramps on Saturday. If not you can have either of my groins for nothing. I’ll do without. Don’t have much call for moving my legs sideways these days.”
Fucking get in there!!!
Fair play to TAA, fucking beast mode when he could have had a difficult evening. Fair play to Klopp, thought he got people around him and Loren and ox done well helping him.
10 out of 10 for the fans aswell!
Bag of groins waiting at Melwood first thing.
Great ratings from a man with more than one groin!
Just brilliant ratings and a stunning performance, do we know how lucky we are to be watching this team?
Mo Salah: 9
Was a mismatch. Pep Guardiola; best manager in the world. Played a centre half left back to nullify Mo’s threat. Ha ha. Dickhead.
Hah feckin’ hah …. oh yeah.
Amazing game and result. It’s harsh and greedy but ox should put the ball on a plate for bobby towards the end of the 1st half. Possibly lucky with a few decisions but whose bothered.
Pure comedy with the ratings as usual.
If Robertson’s “tool” is as big as his heart – Mr Holmes will turn in his grave. What a player
The goalscorers will get the plaudits but I thought our midfield was outstanding tonight. Not bad for an Arsenal reject, an old man and a player who half the fanbase think is useless. They buried the best team in England in a Champions League quarterfinal, it’s about time the naysayers gave them credit.
Let’s not get too carried away. They finally did what they get paid for ;)
Laughing me moobs off… Who needs the gym when you can have rating that make ya laugh so hard they make bits of your anatomy you don’t need all off.
Also we ensured Citeh couldn’t park the bus…. see the media are upset on that one as the fecker was destroyed on the way into the ground. All I can say is don’t be so disrespectful about the atmos at Anfield.
So it’s half time. Back to the Eithad stadium and the scene of some bellend ref sending off mane, because the Citeh players told him too. TWAT… I hope Mane gets a couple early doors to truly fuck up their night.
That was fall off, not all off… fecking F button on this keyboard is worn out. :)
I’m a ket fiend but I would never of thought Milner would be our best cm in a CL quarterfinal
I was watching Milner give the ball away and lose it that many times I kept remembering Ben’s comments about Brewster’s Millions….
Fair play though, James has the most assists in the CL this season. Hope that trend continues next week when he tees up 3 more :)
Fancy a nibble? yeah Sanè nibbled
Fancy a legging? yeah Sterling and the prince legged
Fancy brilliance? no but I’ll do it for a laugh hahahaa
I would have to give those ratings a 10/10 !!
Gini
Gini
Gini and his magic arse!
Spot on Johnno. Everyone a hero, but special mention to 2 players at opposite ends of their careers. Jimmy M, instrumental in all the goals, doing doggies in the 90th minute in their half! Unreal performance.
Trent, coming of age, almost perceptively growing into the shirt. Even urging on professionals who’ve been round a block he’d only seen for the first time. Loved his interview on the Wrap. Future captain nailed on.
Karius: 9. German deffence never had an easier night. Deserved a 10, but than I saw his haircut again…
Trent: 10. He wouldn’t be able to handle Sané, they said. He thought something else. Stunning, brilliant performance by the local lad. And still has to become 20 yeras old, boss tha!
van Dijk: 9. Chose Liverpool over all those other fuckers. Spot on, lad!
Lovren: 9. Looked next to him, saw a huge ‘Virgil Airlines’ plane and went in a comfort mood for the rest of the game. Was this the same lad who didn’t know where to run at Wembley? Well in, Dejan!
Robbo: 9. Those doubting him in the summer, are now his biggest fans. I wasn’t one of them, I already knew we had bought the best left back in the whole fucking world!
Hendo: 9. Finally played like a captain and even took one for the team. Shame, but now he can freely boss Goodison’s midfield on Saturday. Can’t wait to see you lift that trophy, lad!
James ‘fucking’ Milner: 9,5. John Lennon looked down from heaven last night with a huge smile on his face: the city of Liverpool finally has a new working class hero. They let him go on a free, didn’t they? Poor bastards…
Oxlade-Chamberlain: 9. I had my doubts about him when he joined us in the summer, but my God how glad I am we released him from that bloke called Arsene (who wants to be called like that anyway?). That goal, lad!
Sadio: 9. Simply magnificent all night long. His goal was pretty boss too. Exactly the player we need in games like that, City’s defenece is still chasing him I guess…
Mo Salah: 9,5. Anyone heard from that babyfaced ginger lad called Kevin? Player of the year by a billion miles! Charlie Adam said he wouldn’t get in a Real Madrid or Barcelona side. As deluded as Chalie Adam might be, I’ll have that: he will be a Liverpool player for many years to come! Adds an extra half point for giving those bluenoses hope he would be injured on Saturday. Brilliant move, lad and I’m not talking about your goal for once.
Bobby: 9. John Lennon looked down from heaven with a big smile on his face: the city of Liverpool has two new working class heroes! Looked tired, but still did everything right, apart from scoring. Give him a rest on Staurday (Danny Ings likes soring at Goodison) and have him in red hot form for next week. Vincent Kompany and Nicolas Otamendi shitting in their pants already! What a player he is!
SUBS:
Gini: 8. Big home game, here comes Gini.
Solanke: 8. Almost an assist to his name, which he probably deserved and would have done him the world of good. Will become better, I believe. Or not and will end up at Hull or some other place…
Albie Moreno: 8. Probably the first time ever I didn’t shit my pants when he came on. Which says enough about the Premier League leaders and is credit to him, actually!
What a night! Up the Champions League semi final Reds!!!
Was saddened that Gibbo stopped doing these, but the big Johnson has stepped in marvelously. Can’t read these in front of my young lad, but they are a boyish joy of opinionating.