TOP fucking that.
Simon Mignolet: 10
Could have been N/A. Had nothing to do against the shite.
Nathaniel Clyne: 10
Provided an outlet constantly out wide. Hardly ever gets caught out of position. Fucking boss, isn’t he?
Dejan Lovren: 10
Absolutely class. Bossed the game throughout and wasn’t arsed about sticking up for his team-mate when on a yellow. Cop for that, Ronald Koeman, ya fat-faced cunt.
Ragnar Klavan: 10
Everyone was in a flap about Joel Matip, any concerns wiped out within 10 minutes. Composed on the ball.
James Milner: 10
Everything that lego head on the Everton left wasn’t.
Jordan Henderson: 10
Runs the game. At the heart of every move. Squared up to Ross ‘the bad shithouse’ Barkley. Personification of composure.
Georginio Wijnaldum: 10
Tank.
Adam Lallana: 10
Solid enough before being taken off. A little bit off his best but fuck it, who’s arsed? Great feet.
Sadio Mane: 10
Beat the shite on a Monday night and he hardly touched the ball.
Roberto Firmino: 10
We won. Arsed.
Divock Origi: 10
Belter that, wasn’t it?
SUBS
Daniel Sturridge: 10
Daniel and his shit attitude changing the game from the bench. What a prick, ey?
Emre Can: 10
Emre’s big lash with the tackle of the fucking season.
Lucas Leiva: 10
Keep banking those medal appearances, la.
The Eight-Foot Fella In Front Of Us: 10
To the distinguished gentleman with the most uncouth mouth this side of the Mersey. I salute you, sir.
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Only 10 for Mane – you tight bast*rd.
A good night. Well done and thank you redmen. Let’s keep this going.
Yerrrrse
any way we can bump Klavan up to an 11? lad was imperious.
My exact thought reading through. 11 for Sturridge as well and Lucas should get an extra point for his photo. And Mane for starting his run before the ball hit the post. Actually, 11 for all of them.
Andy Heaton 10.
Boss ratings.
Emre’s Karius moment should get a ten in its own right.
Spot on about Daniel, the fellas that sit behind me must be fuming!
haha, boss tha!
Glorious.
My throat is still sore from the roar when that goal went in, almost ruptured my vocal cords there.
11 to Bobby for his audacious efforts and an extra point for his new haircut.
Really,…really,…really enjoyed this one. Blood and guts and feck the fancy football. Everton were super. They attacked. Defended. And attacked. And defended. And attacked. But couldn’t get through. They were fire. We were ice. For 20 minutes. We held – they harried. Then the tables turned.
Feck the next 74 minutes- we were up, yet it’s a Derby. And only a Merseyside Derby can produce this. Glasgow can’t. They’re different cultures and it’s the same intensity but not the same atmosphere… you know what I mean.
Spain can’t. They’re different cultures … and cities. And they’re full of Prima Donnas (no matter how good or expensive) – they don’t make a Derby.
Derbies are local- turf and spit and not “he hurt me Ref!!”
London can’t have proper Derbies. They’re everywhere and have more ‘derbies’ than ‘the rest’ opposition games coz they’ve so many London teams in the top flight. Mancs?… City are still looking for the other city, non international, team to play a Derby against. Man U are trying to be that since 1902 or so…since they stopped being Newton Heath.
Only the Geordies and Mackems have something close. But close is not it.
This was great, ….shite, ….great, ….crap, …bloody hell.
And along comes Sturridge. Come the man, come the moment. What the hell was he trying to do?… score?… not a chance… bloody hell a chance!!… and then he showed us the mane…. A treasured end to an epic blood and guts Derby. The only real Derby. The only worthwhile one.
3 points is only an extra… though a good one too.
Yes! Mane goes to 11!
Mane’s scoring, all around us
kopites singing, having fun
It’s the season – love and understanding
Merry Christmas. Everton..
Mane should rate higher for having being the winner. He stole the show!
11/10 for Lucas for his post match Instagram
Great read… cheered me up this morning
Balls to it, give them all 15 and be done with it. And as for Koeman’s comments on Dejan…Sewer lickin’ mate – You who graced El Clasico for the Catalans, hang ya head Ronnie – wanting a red for the man who verbally protested a leg-breaker and beggin leniency for the shilthouse who perpetrated it. You have become a Bitter in rapid fashion, they’re going nowhere new under you mate, sounded like you were made for them.
And a Merry Fucking Christmas, ya filthy BLUE animals………