NEGATIVITY — like love in the Wet Wet Wet song, is all around me, writes BEN McCAUSLAND.
I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes.
It’s washing around the city, rampaging through the streets like a CGI tidal wave in an action movie. Every time you pick up a paper, talk to a mate about the match or check your Whatsapps it’s there — and it’s suffocating.
How Evertonians have managed to cope with it for so long I don’t know. Well actually I do — they haven’t managed at all, they’ve all gone mental. (Above, Lucas at Goodison Park…).
We haven’t had the worst season but it’s been a mighty slog. The season before was a record breaker for all the right reasons, but this season has seen Rodgers claim some very unwanted honours — you all know them, I’m not repeating them — but the club have confirmed that “Brendan Rodgers it is” for the foreseeable.
So come on, let’s accept our lot, put last season behind us and let bygones be bygones –we can worry about how many 60 minutes at right-back poor Lazar is going to get later, right now it’s time to accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative and ponder these reasons to be cheerful.
Milner ( and general transfer activity)
Barring any freak farming accidents (he does look like one of those big eared farm boys doesn’t he?), James Milner will play for us. James Milner is a good signing. It looks like he’s going to play centrally and a midfield two of him and Hendo with Can sitting looks alright to me.
Ok, it might lack a bit of craft and guile but the opposition wont like the energy that midfield brings — something we have been sorely lacking throughout last season.
Milner’s signing is a bit of a statement, too. He’s turned down more money and the Champions League with Manchester City, and also the rumoured interest of Arsenal and Roma, to sign for us. He’s an older head which is something we are told the boss has asked for more of, and he is a seasoned Premier League campaigner and the younger players at our club will benefit from his presence.
As this is a positive article I am going to make some positive assumptions about our summer transfer dealings:
Danny Ings looks a done deal, and while he’s not going to mend that Suarez-shaped hole in your heart at £5m-ish he is a decent signing. Put it this way, if he scores the 11 goals he got for Burnley last season for us that is more than our entire forward line have just managed in the campaign just gone.
Whilst Ian Ayre should rightly break out in a cold sweat every time he dials the Southampton area code, Nathaniel Clyne at £15m would be a good signing, too. Fast, strong, energetic, not Glen Johnson — he’s got the lot.
Christian Benteke, in my opinion, would be a great signing albeit vastly overpriced at £32.5m. He’s far more than the battering ram Tim Sherwood is quite cleverly trying to paint him as and he gives us a torrid every time he plays against us. Incidentally, only one of the five he has scored against us has been a header from a cross.
At left-back Everton’s Luke Garbutt — who we have repeatedly been linked to — would be a good signing if it happens, not only because it would upset the blues but also because he has a Fabio Aurelio-esque WAND of a left foot. He’s out of contract this summer so the price is right, too.
As for the rest, well who knows? Centre midfield looks to have been addressed by Milner, but a left back, a goalkeeper and maybe even another right back will be vital to ensuring we don’t see the thankfully departing Brad Jones in goal or Emre Can at right back again. I assume the Much-Maligned Transfer Committee (to give it its full name) has been right at the top of the agenda in the post-season review and hopefully we will see the club signing players that the manager truly wants.
Of course, we might not get all of the players I mentioned above, or we might get all of them and they might be shite (but that can be for next year’s RODGERS OUT article). For now, let’s keep the Positive Mental Attitude going.
Dejan Lovren
Bear with me… I know you are reading an article about positivity and you have just read the name Dejan Lovren, but before you hurl your computer screen out the window or attempt to get me sectioned under the Mental Health Act let me explain: Dejan Lovren cannot get any worse.
He just can’t. It would be literally impossible. He has reached his professional nadir and now the only way is up.
It all started so promisingly for Dejan too — a big money move to a Champions League team, a goal on his “debut” (alright it was a friendly, but it was a decent header) and great hair.
We were happy to overlook the fee, and we chose to ignore the fact that Lyon practically had street parties when Southampton took him off their hands; we looked like we had bagged a dominant, vocal centre-half the likes of which we hadn’t seen since Carra called it a day.
But it went downhill rapidly. In short, he looked like a competition winner. In fact if I had a better hairline and worked a bit harder at the bleep test I could have played in Dejan’s place and the outcome would have been no different.
But we’re being positive here so we are forgetting all of last season’s misplaced passes and calamitous errors and instead focusing on how much improved Dejan V2.0 is going to be. With no protracted, and at times bitter, move to consider and a full pre-season with teammates and surroundings he is comfortable with, we are going to see a more confident, decisive, less shit Dejan.
I mean chances are he won’t play a great deal if Sakho can stay fit, but won’t it be nice not to be filled with a sense of dread when you cast an eye over to our bench?
Arrivederci Italia
Padelli.
Dossena.
Aquilani.
Borini.
Balotelli.
£50m+ on Italians and what positives can we draw upon? Well, none. They have, to a man, been unmitigated disasters. So in-keeping with the forward thinking positive nature of this piece, let’s focus on the fact that when the transfer window shuts Borini and Balotelli will be gone.
For the most part these two have been a waste of a shirt; Borini willing but limited, Balotelli talented but unwilling (or unloved by the manager, or both) and nobody will be sad to see them leave us.
After Borini dug his heels in last season and refused to go, Neil wrote a piece basically saying “Yeah, fair enough Fabio” and I agreed. But enough is enough now. You’ve had a year, you’ve had a few million quid off us in that time and you even managed to fit a goal and a red card into about six minutes of playing time over the season.
But enough is enough, mate — it’s time to buy your missus an Italian phrasebook, pack those pink pants up and head back to Italy for considerably less than QPR were offering us (and presumably, you) last year.
Positives from this? Well, Ings will be an upgrade on Borini — he at least seems to have a few goals to supplement the running about. Also, we need players at the club that the manager wants, that the manager trusts. There is no point having Borini sat on the bench when everyone from the player, Rodgers, the fans, even the opposition, KNOW he isn’t going to get on.
Which brings me to Mario.
Balotelli is, as ever, a strange one and I do have a modicum of sympathy for him. Overly lauded by most Reds when he arrived, it soon became clear that Rodgers did not want him one little bit. That didn’t stop him playing Balotelli LOADS on his own up front. It just meant that Rodgers got to hang him out to dry to anyone who would listen every time he inevitably failed at what he was being asked to do.
He seems alright does Mario, he just isn’t what we (I mean Coutinho really) needed, and hopefully he gets a move to a club where the manager wants him and is willing to play to his strengths. The positives from Mario moving on? Well as with Borini it’s one less player turning up to Melwood each day knowing the manager doesn’t want him, Mario doesn’t have to keep inventing knee injuries or viruses to avoid the matchday squad and we can focus on getting in a mobile striker that the manager actually wants at the club.
The First Post-Season Review to Actually Mean Anything / The Klopp Factor
For the first time in three years, the post-season review meant something to those involved. All two hours of it.
2012/13
FSG: Well done Brendan, you steadied the ship and we finished kinda where we expected. Good job.
Brendan: Yeah, I did pretty well didn’t I?
FSG: Yes mate, see you next summer.
Brendan: Tara boys.
2013/14
FSG: Brendo! My Man! Come in, sit down. Do you want a brew? Maybe a little Scotch or a cigar?
Brendan: Well a back rub wouldn’t go amiss.
FSG: Of course, of course — Ian, get cracking on that…. Brendan you did great, profits are up, we nearly won the League, profits are up and did I mention profits are up?
Brendan: Yeah, I did do great didn’t I?
FSG: You did, you did — Champions League football and profits are up! See you next summer.
Brendan: In a bit boys.
This time, and for the first time in his reign, we presume serious questions were asked of what has gone on in the season before and rightly so.
Take Spurs home and away and City home out and there was not a performance of note all season — even that unbeaten run we went on was uninspiring stuff. The capitulation from Man United at home onwards was unacceptable, and we all know what happened on the last day.
So where are the positives? The positives come from an acceptance from all sides that “We must do better”. The owners, the boss, the players, the transfer committee, Ian fucking Ayre — every single person needs to make sure that we do not suffer another season like the one just gone. Rodgers knows his job is gone if we do, and where does he go from us? A West Ham or a Newcastle, that’s where.
The pressure on him is going to be intense. Brendan Rodgers will go into every game next season with whispers of “Rafa wouldn’t have done that” following his every move, as well as the Jurgen Klopp Sword of Damocles hanging over him.
Come Christmas, Klopp will have completed Bible Camp and finished recording his garage band’s heavy metal album and be ready for a new challenge. Another autumn-winter like 2014 and Rodgers will be out on his arse and the Kop will be awash with baseball caps.
The positive spin to this is that Rodgers, his staff and a whole host of the players know that they are in the last chance saloon as far as their Liverpool careers go. They need a big season to prove they deserve to be here and that they weren’t just riding the coat-tails of an outrageously gifted Uruguayan.
If they can’t do that then we pay them up, get rid and get on the phone to Jurgen.
So see, it isn’t all bad.
Is it?
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There’s a saying. Or maybe it’s a maxim. Could be an adage. But this is how it goes:
Any fool can learn from his own mistakes, but the wise man learns from the mistakes made by others.
Excuse me if that sounds like something from The Art of War. I heard it said by a rapper, to be honest.
But the thing that bothers me about LFC under FSG is we don’t even seem to be learning from our own mistakes.
I could go on, but I’m hungry and you seem a nice bloke.
I’m happy to remain positive. Until we start the season without a fit striker, a reserve keeper, a decent pitch…
Who said “we must do better”?
Next season shows no sign of being any different than this.
You think the top 4 are going to get weaker?
You think Milner has made space for someone worse?
The only positive is Rodgers is despised by more of the support than the season before last and more and more people are figuring out what FSG are all about.
Profit.
Businessmen wanting to make a profit on their investment? The bastards!
Don’t they know the rules? They should bankrupt themselves signing ‘marquee’ players and paying them mega wages in the hope that the players can be arsed enough to try for long enough to win the league and, thus, make Paule happy.
Why they stuck with Rodgers when an expert like you was waiting in the wings, why, I’ll never know.
Proper DM to shield the defence and some quality strikers please.The defence/midfield set up has been a problem from the start,we concede and are walked all over.
Just by doing this he can maybe just give himself a chance and stop people getting on his back,even before a ball’s kicked.Maybe even some optimism.
He won’t though,it’ll be more midfielders/wingers and a Championship back up keeper.New season,meh.
No mention of Sterling although I doubt anyone would manage to put a positive spin on our best young player being so desperate to leave he would consider going to United.
Mike Marsh’s contract won’t be renewed/is getting sacked depending what you read.
FSG are ruthless!Pascoe and Achterberg to follow with any luck.
I see it was all Mike Marsh’s fault! The bastard. And everyone was blaming poor Brendan!
Mike Marsh was the only member of the coaching team who had a stand named after him. True story.
Good read.
Just starting reading this website and most articles could be written by me, I agree so much!
I have to believe Klopp turned us down for a few months reading drafts of his missus children’s books. Giving Rodgers the start of next season is the smart move. I think the review was based on, we will give you a few bob and get the best out of last summers signings. I see a thrifty summer ahead.
Milner, Ings (5m), Wisdom and Origi. Clyne 15m. I agree that we have to slightly change approach to suit Benteke, I see him as a poor man’s Costa. But I see 20 goals in all comps next season, that’s what we need.
Sterling swap for Walcott and Gibbs.
Start XI: Mignolet, Clyne, Skrtel, Sakho, Gibbs, Can, Henderson, ‘Ham’es Milner’,Coutinho, Walcott, Benteke.
On an even more positive note, the club have let go Mike Marsh from the coaching staff. I knew that end of season review would pinpoint the source of what went wrong last season and promptly dispose of it. Good work men.